WHAT IS THIS?! A CENTRE FOR ____?!
Dear Sir Stink-a-lot,
I am writing to complain about the offensive odour you emitted for a continuous 180 minutes during our HSC Economics exam today on Thursday 5t h November. I honestly cannot and refuse to understand why you stink so much.
It was about 10:05 when I first noticed the offensive smell. I was finishing Q21 when suddenly this most displeasing smell wafted into my nose. It was absolutely abhorrent – revolting, words cannot describe how foul and vomit-inducing it was. As you can guess, it was no surprise when I turned to my right and saw you writing away, totally oblivious to your horrid odour.
This is not a one-off occurance. Throughout the year I’ve experienced many such incidents when I would be quietly ambling down a corridor, when suddenly that same smelly shit sinks into my nostrils. I don’t even need to see you to know you’re just around the corner – I can smell you.
Honestly, how on earth could you be sitting halfway across the hall and still permeate my nose cells with your smelliness?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND, PLEASE EXPLAIN. I think I should apply for illness and misadventure cause after those 3hrs I felt quite ill, breathing in all that polluted air which probably constitutes as a negative externality.
In summary, COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER? OR AT LEAST CLEAN YOURSELF PROPERLY AND DOUSE YOURSELF WITH DEO CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH YOUR FREKAING GROSS B-O. FAROUT, I KNOW WHAT SANTA SHOULD GET YOU THIS CHRISTMAS – A BAR OF SOAP AND A SCRUBBING BRUSH.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Sheen of Pine O-Clean!
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA That was a great letter!
I think I know who this is.
And also, this password was easy!
is this who i think it is?
Yes.
LOLS
I WAS ON THE EDGE OF THE HALL, yeah?
AND THEN AT THE END MR STINK ALOT WALKS TOWARDS MY END- (he’s not even within 10 m BUT I CAN FREAKING SMELL HIM THROUGH MY BLOCKED NOSE.
AND THEN HE WALKED TO MY AREA AND STARTED WALKING AROUND IN CIRCLES- CONTAMINATING ALLT HE AIR AROUND ME AND I JUST WANTED TO DIE RIGHT THERE >:(
DISGUSTING! We should all fight back and next time he comes within a 10m radius of us we’ll whip out some disinfectant and start sprayign in his direction like crazy.
I think he’d get the idea.
Well. He sat next to me. I think. If he’s who I think you’re talking about. T___T
He indeed did sit next to you
… THREE HOURS.
Pity me.
OH MY GOD YOU POOR THING! -pity hug-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
that’s so freaking hilarious.
You know what? I’m so glad I’m not the only one that notices. I’m not actually crazy!
LOLSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BORBOR YOU HATER HEHEE
also coincidentally i just watched zoolander yesterday !
hehehe
“SO, I BECAME .. BULIMIC.”
“… YOU CAN READ MINDS ?!”
luff you hehe